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Dave is most of the time a good, normal guy. He's constantly tormented by his anxieties, tests, and his feelings for Margaret... but he can show plenty of courage when the chips are down. Dave's eyes can shoot lasers.

Margaret
Margaret is a straight-A student who always fights to be the best. She has more guns than Charlton Heston and a really short temper, too, but she still has not killed anybody. She's scary and intense... but not as scary and intense as her past.

Mike
Mike is an enigma. Sometimes he can be the most normal guy and the next minute he's a psycho-suicidal-obsessive maniac. He's so evil and clever that you don't always know when he's showing a softer side... or when he's just being evil and clever. He does seem to have a soft spot for his sister Blue and his girlfriend Marsha. Mike has a freakish tentacle.

Marsha
Marsha uses cuteness to bring people to submission, but she's a gentle, respecting, caring individual. She's too naive sometimes, but she's way more dangerous than she looks...

april
April feels both annoyed and amused by her roomates and the guys next door. She just can't resist making fun of every circumstance.

Roger
With a pet rock, a stuffed pet coyote, a family curse that allows HIM to turn into a werecoyote, and an eye in his occasionally possessed left hand, Roger is a weirdness magnet. He never worries about catastrophe as he is usually surrounded by it. Roger is actually pretty smart, but he's easily distracted and lost in his own world.

Diana
Roger's girlfriend Diana isn't really "one of the guys" yet, and there's a lot we don't know about her. She's a hooker for the next few months at least, raising money for her father's operation.