Wheaties got hit with a truck, but is still moving. The truck is drenched in gasoline, because that is what happens to trucks when they fall down in movies. this makes the truck HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE, so Di scrapes a length of pipe across the road and makes sparks, igniting the truck and catching Wheaties on fire instantly! Then, Di whacks him is his big burning face with the same pipe.
A gasoline-fueled cement mixer truck? I would think that most, if not all such are diesel-fueled. And diesel fuel oil is not as easy to ignite as gasoline is.
Still, impressive work by Di. She’s managed to knock a few hit points off of Wheaties without losing any herself.
A gasoline-fueled cement mixer truck? I would think that most, if not all such are diesel-fueled. And diesel fuel oil is not as easy to ignite as gasoline is.
Di located a gas-fueled truck and parked it here ahead of time.
hooray for violence!
Warning came, no one cared
Earth was shaking, we stood and stared
When it came no one was spared!
Still I hear
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BURN!
Awesome.
Dunno how effective this will be, but Di is certainly enjoying it!
I don’t know what is going on.
Wheaties got hit with a truck, but is still moving. The truck is drenched in gasoline, because that is what happens to trucks when they fall down in movies. this makes the truck HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE, so Di scrapes a length of pipe across the road and makes sparks, igniting the truck and catching Wheaties on fire instantly! Then, Di whacks him is his big burning face with the same pipe.
Makes sense to me!
ALL. MY. YES’ES.
FIRE IT UP!
FIRE IT UP!
FIRE IT UP!
(does anyone feel like watching The Crow, or is it just me?)
Wasn’t Di’s suit ripped a couple comics ago?
Ow.
A gasoline-fueled cement mixer truck? I would think that most, if not all such are diesel-fueled. And diesel fuel oil is not as easy to ignite as gasoline is.
Still, impressive work by Di. She’s managed to knock a few hit points off of Wheaties without losing any herself.
Di is batting a thousand so far i hope she keeps it it
Quick, Di! Hit him in the hit points!
But he’s invulnerable, right?
Now he’s invulnerable and on fire.
Stop, drop, and roll, you idiot!
Wait, maybe that wouldn’t be a good idea after all.
The problem with diesel has been pointed out.
Keep hitting him until he don’t want to play any more and goes home!
Anyone keeping track of my heads batted in? BONK!
He doesn’t seem to be invulnerable. Just really, really resilient.
A gasoline-fueled cement mixer truck? I would think that most, if not all such are diesel-fueled. And diesel fuel oil is not as easy to ignite as gasoline is.
Di located a gas-fueled truck and parked it here ahead of time.
1927.
“We’re all so grifing recognizable…”
There’s a curse word that’s pretty sprocking recognizable to a Legion reader.
Thanks T.
The police report on this will be hilarious. Are there any witnesses?
Di’s awesomeness will cause all witnesses (besides us) to forget what they saw. If she emerges victorious, she will become the new Chuck Norris.