So this is how you make a man go completely flacid, take all the fight out of him?
All I want to know is how Jesse arrived from point A (dare Marc to play a game) to point B (on knees staring at Marc’s junk). Did he lose a game on purpose?
It seems that Shanna _was_ indeed merely putting on a show for Hilda, as expected (MST puffs smoke from his pipe while playing his violin). Also, I like how Shanna and Hilda didn’t rule themselves out as suspects. Good show, girls.
In other news, I believe Marc took his own crude macho bravado too literally.. and Jesse just went along with it. (Meh, maybe things are different in the 23th century. Maybe everybody is bi there)
“I can TOTALLY explain this. See, I was talking to Jesse and he was all like ‘Marc, what do you even DO around here” and I was all cool like, ‘whatever, blow me.’ and he was all like ‘OKAY AND YOU CANT STOP ME’
“Now, see, Jesse, that’s what a circumsized penis looks like! Now you know! Heh, good thing this isn’t the type of situation you’d go into with wild assumptions, eh ladies?”
Didn’t see that coming, and I had to smother a gut laugh – it’s late enough I don’t want to cheese off the neighbors.
Well then. I’d love to hear the story behind this…
Well. You see, the explanation is. Uh. Jesse said, “I could play any game you like.” And then, we, uh… I took off my pants.
…!
Marc!
Oh this is going to be good.
So this is how you make a man go completely flacid, take all the fight out of him?
All I want to know is how Jesse arrived from point A (dare Marc to play a game) to point B (on knees staring at Marc’s junk). Did he lose a game on purpose?
For some reason, ABBA was playing in the Muzak of my mind as I was reading today’s comic. You others can decide which song it was.
First time in a while something has actually made me laugh out loud. Oh, man.
Seems oddly appropriate:
http://youtu.be/xLb9jPuDS9Y
hehe..
Oh my… this is amazing. Totally amazing.
“Swish” went the doors, indeed…
It seems that Shanna _was_ indeed merely putting on a show for Hilda, as expected (MST puffs smoke from his pipe while playing his violin). Also, I like how Shanna and Hilda didn’t rule themselves out as suspects. Good show, girls.
In other news, I believe Marc took his own crude macho bravado too literally.. and Jesse just went along with it. (Meh, maybe things are different in the 23th century. Maybe everybody is bi there)
Oh God what
Exactly one of the two things hanging down is a belt strap.
The other of the two things is the inside of the belt’s opposite end.
If you’re going to do a cliched line, that’s the way to do it: with both barrels. This made me giggle but good.
Wouldn’t they consider that there would be security cameras watching Jesse anyway?
If I may quote Popeye, “Well, blow me down!”
Oh, that game.
Commie, I think the game that Jessie had in mind was “sex”.
Ah, yes, the most dangerous game of all.
I thought that was “man”- oh, wait nevermind. That still applies.
O_o
*dies laughing*
Hmmm… It SEEMS bad, but I want to hear the explanation before jumping to any conclusions 😉
“I can TOTALLY explain this. See, I was talking to Jesse and he was all like ‘Marc, what do you even DO around here” and I was all cool like, ‘whatever, blow me.’ and he was all like ‘OKAY AND YOU CANT STOP ME’
anyway what are you guys up to”
…How exactly DO you go about explaining this?
“I was just showing off my new tattoo/piercing/implant!”
“Oh, hey, does this look infected you you girls?”
“And THAT’S the scar from where I was bitten by the moon-leech!”
“Jesse was just stung on the face by an anemone! I was just about to pee on him to neutralize the poison!”
“… See, I went camping the other night, and I got a tick, trust me, you don’t want to know where, and Jesse volunteered to pull it off…”
“Jesse was having trouble tying his shoe, so I offered him my belt to strap it in place.”
*dies laughing a second time form Locke’s comment*
This statement totally just took an entirely new meaning:
“Marc lost something on the bad day.”
I’ll give you a hint: it’s a type of fruit with a specific sexual orientation.
“Now, see, Jesse, that’s what a circumsized penis looks like! Now you know! Heh, good thing this isn’t the type of situation you’d go into with wild assumptions, eh ladies?”
“Oh yeah, we still have pubic hair here in the 21st century. See?”
That is NOT how you play parcheesi!